Ion
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Alison Johanson
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Post by Ion on Aug 31, 2006 20:43:48 GMT -5
"Why so angry?" She asked. Keep in mind that she was still leaning over the table and with every question she asked, she leaned in a little more. Not on purpose of course, more of a force of habit. She didn't realize that her feminine features where quite that obvious.
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Post by Stalker on Aug 31, 2006 20:48:00 GMT -5
"Soame'ow ah manage tae fouk oup everythin' ah do."
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Ion
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Alison Johanson
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Post by Ion on Aug 31, 2006 20:50:48 GMT -5
"Well, I don't see how you can fuck up drinking. You seem to be doing that quite well."
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Post by Stalker on Aug 31, 2006 20:53:16 GMT -5
"Tha's couse ah'm Irish. No Irishman can fouk oup drinkin'."
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Ion
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Alison Johanson
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Post by Ion on Sept 1, 2006 8:03:26 GMT -5
"Is there anything else you can't fuck up because you're Irish?"
((My muse ran off with my karma and took my dogma. TT_TT ))
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Post by Stalker on Sept 1, 2006 10:44:24 GMT -5
"Ehhhh...No. Noat really."
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Ion
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Alison Johanson
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Post by Ion on Sept 1, 2006 20:37:17 GMT -5
Alison dipped her finger into the contents of her mug, which was only half full, She swirled it around a moment before watching drops of the lager drop from her finger to the mug.
"So...are you always this talkitive?"
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Post by Stalker on Sept 1, 2006 21:12:01 GMT -5
"Ah don' think so..."
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Ion
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Alison Johanson
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Post by Ion on Sept 2, 2006 15:59:04 GMT -5
"You going to finnish that?" She asked as she nodded pointedly to the mug before him as she downed the last of hers.
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Post by Stalker on Sept 2, 2006 19:18:25 GMT -5
"Nah ye can 'ave i'..."
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Ion
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Alison Johanson
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Post by Ion on Sept 2, 2006 20:13:50 GMT -5
Alison reached across the table and hooked a finger in the handle of the mug, "I've heard tales that suggest that Irishmen don't like anyone touching their drinks. You're turning down the drink?"
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Post by Stalker on Sept 2, 2006 20:31:44 GMT -5
"Oan'y 'couse there're two oaf ye..."
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Ion
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Alison Johanson
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Post by Ion on Sept 2, 2006 21:13:20 GMT -5
"Ah, so you're already drunk as hell and don't want to push your luck?" She laughed slightly as she slowly pulled the mug towards her, "Seeing all the empty glasses makes me think that you fucked up. And now you feel bad about it. So, you can do one of oh, say, half a million things, of which, only three come to mind." She took a long drink from the mug before setting it down on the table lightly.
"You can sit here and pity yourself for being stupid. You can go and fix what ever it was that you did that was stupid, or you can go and off yourself so no one has to worry about you being pitiful, you no longer have to worry about being stupid, and what ever you did to who ever won't matter anymore because you've gone and offed yourself, so they will just have to worry about weather or not it was their fault." She drummed her fingers on the table top as she said this.
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Post by Stalker on Sept 2, 2006 21:17:21 GMT -5
"Tha's noa' a bad idea..." Colin said, he looked like he was about to get up. "No Dame tae fouk it oup this time..."
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Alison Johanson
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Post by Ion on Sept 2, 2006 21:21:48 GMT -5
"You have got to be joking. You're actually going to listen to the advice of a random stranger. A stranger that I might add, that was just fucking with your head? I wasn't serious. If you really think that's the route you want to go, don't let me stop you from trying, but I will have to stop you from suceeding." She said as she stood up. She wasn't about to let some dumb smuck go off and kill himself because of her petty banter.
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